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Laughtrip!

Below is the top 10 corniest pick-up lines of Pinoys (Filipinos). Get ready for ‘duh’ moments here! Haha! XD

    10: DO YOU HAVE A BANDAID? I JUST SCRAPED MY KNEE FALLING FOR YOU.
    09: ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? CAUSE YOU ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL MY PRAYERS.
    08: WOULD YOU TOUCH ME SO I CAN TELL MY FRIENDS I’VE BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL?
    07: WAS YOUR FATHER A THIEF? ‘CAUSE SOMEONE STOLE THE STARS FROM THE SKY AND PUT THEM IN YOUR EYES.
    06: I HAVE ONLY THREE MONTHS TO LIVE…
    05: PARDON ME, ARE YOU IN HEAT?!
    04: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
    03: IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST? BECAUSE YOU’RE THE BOMB!
    02: YOUR LEGS MUST BE TIRED BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT
    01: IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I WOULD PUT U AND I TOGETHER.

Source: Multiply.com

LOL for #s 10, 9, 8, 7, 2 and 1! :clap:

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