Laughtrip!
- March 12th, 2009
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Below is the top 10 corniest pick-up lines of Pinoys (Filipinos). Get ready for ‘duh’ moments here! Haha! 
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10: DO YOU HAVE A BANDAID? I JUST SCRAPED MY KNEE FALLING FOR YOU.
09: ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? CAUSE YOU ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL MY PRAYERS.
08: WOULD YOU TOUCH ME SO I CAN TELL MY FRIENDS I’VE BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL?
07: WAS YOUR FATHER A THIEF? ‘CAUSE SOMEONE STOLE THE STARS FROM THE SKY AND PUT THEM IN YOUR EYES.
06: I HAVE ONLY THREE MONTHS TO LIVE…
05: PARDON ME, ARE YOU IN HEAT?!
04: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
03: IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST? BECAUSE YOU’RE THE BOMB!
02: YOUR LEGS MUST BE TIRED BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT
01: IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I WOULD PUT U AND I TOGETHER.
LOL for #s 10, 9, 8, 7, 2 and 1! :clap:
Eto gusto ko.
IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST? BECAUSE YOU’RE THE BOMB!
HAHAHAH! You’re the BOMB!
Twitter is definitely my fave right now, too.
Haha! Great pick-up lines. LOL at number 7.
I mean really.
oh yeah sis.. they’re all funny and corny.. well, that’s filipinos ! haha.. corny tlga ang mga pinoy pero loving cla.. hehe..
cheesy pick-up lines! panalo! Haha lagi kame naglolokohan ni boyfie nyan, di kasi kame mushy eh hahaha! Unang tira nya sakin yung #2 amp amp!
Meron pa akong fave na pick-up line na wala jan… “Are you good in Algebra? can you replace my x?” Hahahahahah!
MAHAHAHA! 02 reminds me of someone!! mahahahaha!
LOLLLLLLLLLLL! Corny pick up lines are sooooo amusing.
My boyfriend would use one on me.. I’m like.. YOU ALREADY HAVE ME STUPID. xD ?
Haha, thanks for the laugh though April. xD
01: IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I WOULD PUT U AND I TOGETHER.
Panalo. Hehehe!
wahahahaha…funny pick-up line.
papadala b kyo kung meron magsabi sa inyo ng ganito?
ahehehhehe!
wow. haha! cool. I wonder kung meron pang mga lalaking mahilig magsabi nang pick up lines sa mga nililigawan nila
Ahaa! Good you like his teeth? xDD
He’s my boy, and it was his birthday (: <3
YOUR LEGS MUST BE TIRED BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT
LOL! xD
Those are pick-up lines. Lol. I thought they were something else but I re-read them and saw that they were pick up lines. These made me laugh.
03: IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST? BECAUSE YOU’RE THE BOMB! WTF!
Ang korny shiiiiiiiiiiit. 
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THE MOST ERR in Tagalog: Miss keyboard ka ba? Type kase kita. ERRRRRRR!
hahaha this is funny lolz.. madalas to sa mga text eh … love the 7 & 1 hahhaa
I heard this jokes before it made me LOL thanks for a sharing ate…
Ok my fave is teh #1 it made me kilig hahaha lol,
Well, I heard this somewhere:
May License ka ba? Because you driving me crazy~
Lmao, they’re funny!
Thanks for sharing that with us, I like… I actually like all of them!
02: YOUR LEGS MUST BE TIRED BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT
Hahahaaha.. Those are too funy
ROFL! natawa ako sa lahat ng mga pick up lines.. haha!!
may pick up line din ako sis.. twilight related xa…
“are you a vampire? ‘coz you dazzle me…”
naks!! haaha!!
haha, how corny! I hope no one actually uses those. They’re so awful
lol. pick up lines.. yeah, i’ve been receiving it on my phone for ages! and I love it coz it’s sometimes.. but sometimes it’s corny and has been sent a lot of times already.. lol!
haha quite funny
but yes very “corny”
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haha.. grabe naman yan!! laughtrip ako ngayon ka.. kabaduyan.
lalo na toh
YOUR LEGS MUST BE TIRED BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT
LOLs
hahahahaha! ang corny talaga ng mga pick-up lines! pero in fairness, they never fail to make me say “NGEEEKK” nga! hahahaha.
LOL! Those are really funny, even though they are corney.
Lols @ WOULD YOU TOUCH ME SO I CAN TELL MY FRIENDS I’VE BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL?
LOL! Nice you finally blogged! I’ve been waiting. xD
Pickup lines never work, but they can be VERY funny. Haha.
LOL.. Haven’t heard these pick up lines apart from the last one.. made me laugh
woah! haha i really like number 9 and number 7. lol
btw sis do you have yahoo messenger?
natawa ako dyan ah. lalo na ung sa terrorist. hahaha! laughtrip nga talaga.
LOL natawa ako dun ah!! ahahahaahah amf!!! nice one sis ahahaha kakaloka!
usong uso talaga to.. khit kapatid ko lageng joke s akin to e. haha
btw sis, I already put your link on my sidebar.
IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I WOULD PUT U AND I TOGETHER, corny but i really like this line! heehee!
aww! pagtintagalog yan mas nkakatawa hehe
it’s very funny when you hear those words coming out from your lover haha so korni haha
OT: ganda! link exchange tayo? leave ka message sa tagboard ko mamats
haha baka sampalin ko na lang bigla magsasabi nito sakin
ang sweet nung 04 sis~
hehe.. dami ko nababasang ganyan.. wee.. minsan sa texts ung iba sa friendster haha xD forwarded message.. 
Lol those are terribleeeee! Ha.
10 – Betadine gusto mo?
09 – Sure?? Hehe
08 – Pag sinabi to sakin, sasapakin ko sya. Parang iba ang dating… Gusto lang yata magtsansing eh..
07 – Hindi, exconvict.. napatay nya ang huling taong napagkamalan syang magnanakaw..
06 – Ang tagal naman…
05 – EWWW. Ayoko ito, gosh. Parang gusto nyang sabihin na namamawis na ako…
04 – Tinataguan ka, obvious ba?
03 – In Tagalog, may putok?? hahaha
02 – Cliche.
01 – You wish.
Bow.
I love cheesy pick-up lines!
I save some in my phone! Hahaha. Nakaka wala ng stress e! 
Hey April! Long time no talk. This blog had me cracking up! I actually like number 1 though! I should use that sometime.
My favorite funny one would have to be number 10. It was dumb lol.
Oh and I followed you on tumblr and twitter! (:
lol that is the corniest ish ever
lol makes me wanna throw up haha!
Dude those are totally hysterical, I sooo want to try them out just for fun
My fave is # 8.
ang baduy! HAHA. 
IMY!
Haha those are sure corny!
You asked about my gun replica. I’m gonna hang it on my wall and next halloween I’m definitely going as a pirate and it will be a neat accesoire then.