Lulzy Bio
- February 28th, 2010
- Posted in April Primer . Reality Bites
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Warning: Too much frustrations in life = too long blog. LOL. 
Name: April
Age: 18
Location: Philippines
Status: In a relationship
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Likes: Dresses, chocolates, CSS, coffee, magazines, lip glosses, swimming, online shopping, underwater photography, pillows and shoes
Hates: Cockroaches, loud noise/music, old woman’s adopted kid, neighbor, too bright colors, deadlines, and strong-smelling perfume
And now with the frustrations!
SINGING. April has this dream of being known as a singer. Unfortunately, God didn’t bless her so much of a singer-potential voice. Other plan was to take singing lessons for beginners but her parents thought it would just be a waste of money since this is a hopeless case. She was surrounded by people with good singing voice like her two block mates, relatives and high school friends. Singers she got a crush on are: Lea Salonga, Mandy Moore, Paris Hilton, Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift and many more. On a lighter note, she will just continue admiring those people and may she just be a blessing to them. Well, just maybe. Haha!
WRITING. April would like to have better professional slash creative writing skills as she have the worse. It’s kind of hard for her to meditate on things when she’s not in the mood to write. She often experiences writer’s block. She admires people who can write well with all topics they are assigned to without breaking a sweat. She envies those people who are blessed on this skill. April isn’t interested in taking writing class because it might be useless because of her not-in-the-mood attitude. To be honest, she’s having a hard time writing this blog because of the length of the picture. Length of it = length of the whole paragraph. She wishes she had re-sized the pictures smaller than they are now.
WEB DESIGNING. How would you like to have a website with a valid CSS of the highest version (if there’s any), a valid xHTML Strict markup language and excellent graphics? April thinks it will be awesome! But she can’t do it; just validating the codes. Thanks to online validations for pointing out errors on websites. Hands down web designers who are indeed blessed with creativity.
TAKING QUALITY PHOTOS. April doesn’t own a dSLR camera and will never do, she thinks. But she does have a point and shoot camera. April finds happiness in looking underwater pictures with quality, vintage photos and self-portraits. That is why she loves browsing Helga’s Flickr stream and many other streams. However she thinks not all dSLR camera owners can be tagged as photographers. Not all of them are, right? Right. Sometimes it’s just for the sake of showing off they have an SLR camera but actually they cannot even take a decent photo.
April can dance but isn’t a pro when it comes to it. She thinks people will just laugh their asses off if they see her dancing, making her to feel shy when she does some moves. (Eew. What!) She wanted to be a ballerina before but that dream flew away. April loves to watch America’s Best Dance Crew and a sucker for dancers… not! Hehe. Thank God his lover is a dancer. Also, watching JabbaWockeeZ makes her heart melt. She’s such a fan of them. She even has a plan to buy shirts of them. Soon. 
Hey!
I always watch out for my younger siblings too, but now that I am at a different school and my 13 year old sister is on her own – though she has the guts to stand up for herself and has friends around her (also some boys – which makes her really proud xD) I think she would find a way to stop the bulliers..
I hope your brother won’t go that far!
I love to sing too! But my voice just sucks so I only sing when nobody is around me. xD Though I think my voice souns good when I sing softly and not too loud.
OH writer’s block.. how much I hate that lil thingy! I used to really enjoy writing stories but I always end up at a point where I have absolutely no idea how to continue etc.. I hope you’ll find the power to get over your writer’s blocks in the future!
Oh boy.. webdesign. HOw much I wish I had the skills of some of the people I met online! That would be really, really awesome!
You love ABDC?! Wow, yay! Hehe, I saw mostly all the seasons (season 4 kinda sucked so I didn’t really watch it) and I loved most of the crews that made it into the finals. JabbawockeZ where THE best for sure! I loved them and I was soooo happy they won the first title!
waaaahhhh sis! parehas na parehas talaga tayo…. as in lahat. pero super frustrated songer ako…
LOL. i mean i can do those stuff like write, sing, dance, take photos that are somehow unique and dance too. kaso… the only problem is….. hindi ako magaleng. kumbaga sa coke… SAKTO LANG. haha i enjoyed reading this. 
Aww.
Even though you’re not so good at singing, dancing, web design or photography, it’s not about the talent. You gotta look at what makes you special. You’re a kind person and I know you’re smart…. you’re in a relationship so someone definitely loves you for you!
Hmm, I probably shouldn’t be saying anything because even I can admit that I can do a lot of things. But the bad thing is, I’m not exceptionally good at all of them. I can just do many things but I’m not great.
I’m sure you’re not as bad a writer as you make yourself out to be. We all struggle with writing. No one can write and not feel stressed about what they’re writing – imagine what all the big authors go through! But they still produce wonderful books. We all have our flaws in whatever which way, but we learn from them and that’s how we separate what we are good at and what we are not so good at. We’re never “BAD” at anything. We’re just not as good as others may be.
Yum chocolate and coffee! I hate cockroaches too, any any bug, frankly. They are creepy. And , I can’t dance, or sing, or write either, so I feel your pain. But, as long as you do it for you and not for someone else, you don’t have to be good.:D
I should do a bio about myself lmfaoo
anyway i wish i could sing too:) but sadly i can not haha i always wanted to be a singer, my dads a good singer. Maybe i get the aspiration from him, but not the voice haha. and i <3 writting too:))
and yeaa lol, thank you:) have self confidence too:)
Thanks =)
I got the smilies from my host’s site.
http://douxriens.com
Never thought of bioing myself as an actual blog post! Course, people tend to not read the about pages so it’s a good idea if you feel that you want new readers to keep up with who the heck they’re reading from!
it’s never too late you are still young. you have plenty of time to get into the things you want to accomplish.
I’m a sucker when it comes to writings too, yours is not bad. I’m so stress when i get bunch of paid post to write lolz. My English writing is so sloppy.
as for the self-portait, I think anyone can do that especially if you have plenty of time or if you’re skinny. For me, skinny person can easily project in front of the cam. They’re more confident.
Helloooo April!
We have similarities especially in the LIKE and FRUSTRATIONS part.
I’m a frustrated singer/writer/poet/webdesigner, too!
Writing is what I am majorly frustrated about though. I’ve always wanted to write a book about LOOOVE. Haha. 
Hahaa nice bio dear!!
We’re sort of the same (except I’m OLLLDDERRR)
and I’m a frustrated singer. I did take singing lessons except I stopped it because I think my vocal cords aren’t what they used to be 
Bad habit of shouting and screaming at home (i usually fight with my bro) urgh, I’m trying though and trying to sing everyday 
I do want to write well and I envy those who are good writers. I also would like to learn web design and be an amateur photographer. I don’t know if I’ll be able to get an SLR though, am not sure…
One thing’s for sure though… i’m NOT A DANCER
hahaa even though I love to move in… the darkness 
hahaa
Nice bio dear
we have so much in common.. especially the chocolates, the cockroaches and the frustrations as singers.. i super love singing, too bad it didn’t love me back.. LOL..
i also want to be a pro at photography but like you i also don’t own a dSLR.. but someday i wished i will be able to buy that..
wow! I love this, halos pareho tayo, I wanna sing din kaso may low voice quality ako eh. LOL! I also love browsing Helga’s flickr!
U really look super cute in this pic…i wish make autbio of me…but really i am bad writting jajaja
I admire people who can writes too , because is not easy , even is more difficult to write about yourself… but you did very welll actually ^^ and if really your dream is sing you should practice and sing with love ^^
I admire teens pushing their ability to the limit.
Just remember that many times there are tares among the wheat.
We have the almost the same frustrations plus one- drawing. LOL. I can’t draw!
How about practice dancing. Like take proper lessons? Same with the rest.
It isn’t a lulzy bio, cool nga nung version mo eh
Yeah I enjoy browsing Helga’s stream, too. I love her dedication in producing such wonderful shots. Hirap lang ng 365 kasi araw-araw kelangan mag-isip ng okay na photo! Haaay haha.
I never pictured myself to be a singer nor a dancer, though. Baka writing and webdesigning pwede pa umasenso but we’ll see. Haha. Good luck in whatever chosen path you end up in, April!
I wish I could sing and dance too! I’m unfortunately pretty bad at both. Web design and photography are 2 things I constantly strive to be better at. With anything, it takes practice! I agree that the camera doesn’t make the photographer. You have to learn how to really use it first, though having a DSLR does help in getting better pictures if used well. In the end, I think enjoying things like that is more important than being good at it =)
I want to be a singer too like u ate april but you know… hha my voice is not that good but I know that everybody can sing. I experience writer’s block too , =) . I like picture too with quality, mas maganda tingnan. OOOh I love jabbawockeez too! I melt too when I watched them ahaha, they have that much charisma <3